Monday, May 18, 2009

It has arived

Teh Big Unit was just dropped off at TC MAN. And I must say that it looks glorious!!!! more to come so sit tight.
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  1. TeamSeagalMay 18, 2009 at 4:38 PM

    Podium!!!!!!!

    Since Coach hasn't put a duty report up here yet I will. This morning I took two massive shits before I came to work. The first was all business as usual, the second one really came out of nowhere. I was standing in the other room getting ready to leave and all of a sudden I was stricken with a sudden urgent need to send a torpedo shaped log out into the world. and so I did, 8" in length 6.5 in diameter. Perfectly torpedo shaped. It was a photo finish to remember.
    DR

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  2. Casey RybackMay 18, 2009 at 4:42 PM

    Since Robort has blessed us with new post, I do feel it necessary to inform you of my experience today atop the porcelain eater-of-my-shits. It was one of those fast, firing-out style ones. It was over quickly, unlike the cleanup process. This was all AFTER my 4.5 hour ride today, which is unfortunate because I would imagine that had I released this turd into the wild before my ride, the hills wouldn't have been as bad given my recent weight reduction.

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  3. TeamSeagalJune 5, 2009 at 10:48 AM

    Man, This blog has really fallen into sad shape. I don't know the password so I will have to wait till Robort gets here, but it is time for a new post. In the meantime, I have yet to make a deposit today. I have a feeling that when I do, it's going to be a life changing experience. One of those shits that you have to wrestle with a bit, one that really lets you know where you stand.
    DR

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  4. Casey RybackJune 6, 2009 at 12:04 AM

    Jerk-tor, I agree with you 100%. This blog definitely has fallen from grace. This once-bustling center for intarnet humor has devolved into... wait... I have to take a huge shit all of a sudden and it won't wait. brb...

    whew. man, that was ugly. Not a fun clean-up. Anyway, I don't even remember what I was talking about because I was distracted by my first mid-comment poo. Just know this - I am committed to bringing this blorg back to something respectable.

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  5. BrianJune 8, 2009 at 10:47 AM

    I regret to inform all of you that I am hopelessly addicted to jenkem. Energor is my one true master. My euphoric consciousness is no longer sustainable in our present reality. Please continue to update this blog, as nothing else in my life has any meaning.

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  6. Casey RybackJune 9, 2009 at 10:02 AM

    I am truly having an extreme sense of euphoria with the knowledge that the Kanklors Blorg has a public that is salivating at the bit to get more updates. I reminisce about times past, when this place was thriving and we were having post-update jenkem parties every other day.

    To this end, I shall regale upon you a tale of my last shit. It was last night, and it wasn't pretty. I was actually on the phone, and the pressure was building so immensely, that I had to tell the person I would call them back in few minutes. I hurried to the "torlort" and unleashed a terror upon the land of toilet bowl. I later stood up and looked don to find two, count 'em two, very long brown snakes encompassing the whole bowl. Now I know what a new father must feel like.

    Energor be praised.

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