That's right in the same year that the Montreal Canadians celebrate their Centennial I too celebrate mine. I wish it were something more exciting then informing you that I rode from Tc to Loan wolf and back again. stopping at the bank and whole foods for some tasty Blue Cheese Buffalo chicken sausages (If you haven't had one I suggest you put one in you mouth soon and often).
I would also like to point out that in Mason Storm's last comment his spelling and grammar where far worse then mine (in that post). As for the GF, she is real and gorgeous so stop your hating.
In other news I found a picture of Davey B eating his post workout meal.
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WTF has gotten into Robort. He has posted three times this week. He may not be hard to keep up with in the real world anymore, but he is getting hard to keep up with on the internet.
ReplyDeleteToday's wintry conditions have inspired me to post again. Something about shitty weather makes the internets seem more worth while. There is also much to talk about. I may as well take this opportunity to keep my loyal readers up to speed. Firstly, I've said it before and I'll say it again. Robort's alleged girlfriend is not real, if she is he is paying her or has purchased her on the black market or something. Bottom line. Secondly, there is going to be a regime change at TC Man. Coach is moving on to greener pastures and Robort is going to be our new dictator. There are some new things that will be happening as a result of that. The one I am most excited about so far is our daily parade to display our military power to the rest of the shopping center in which our shop is located. Granted Robort and I are the only employees, and the rest of the shopping center is kind of decrepit, but we dominate this shit son! Now that all the armed forces recruiters other than the Navy have left, the opportunity for us to stage a military coup arose and we took it. The Navy can't touch us, we're on dry land. Once we have the shopping center firmly in our control, we will star to branch out and extend our area of influence. This will of course lead to longer parades, but we'll figure that our later. The main focus right now is to get giant statues made in the parking lot. One of Robort holding a two liter full of jenkem in one hand and an AK-47 in the other. My statue will have a mustache and castro hat since I am Robort's top general. General Doctor Goscinski.
This weekend is also the glorious Rim Wrecker at Council Bluff. It is going to be amazing, particularly since it is raining now, will be snowing later, and sunny and 40 for the race. The course drains well overall, but is going to be a slopfest in a couple of areas. I'll be doing endurance again, which translates into three laps at CB. The course is more single speed friendly due to it not being totally flat for about half of it like Lost Valley. Hilarity is sure to ensue.
It's okay. I don't believe you are real either.
ReplyDeleteWow!! "Bridget's" last comment there totally blew my mind. It is literally running down my sleeve. Well it would be if my Def Leppard shirt had sleeves. She has a point, maybe I don't exsist. Except for that one thing called evidence. Most of my readers, if not all of them, know me personally. They have met me, see me often if not everyday, and therefore know I exist. "Bridget" on the other hand, has only been met by Shankle, and honestly I think he is accepting monay from Robort to support the notion that he has a girlfriend. Time will tell. With Robort back at the TC man everyday eventually she will have to make an appearance.
ReplyDeleteEnough of that nonsense for now though. Now there are much more important things at hand. At this very moment I am awaiting the Toyota Camry with the Gold trim package that is coming to take me to Arkansas for the most amazing race I am going to do this weekend. That race would be the Ouachita Challenge. It is a 60 mile jaunt through some amazing national forest in the middle of absolute nowhere Arkansas. I think the town that hosts it has a population of like 250 people. It is literally going to triple in size with all the people coming in for the race, and the tour the day before. I think it is truly going to be an amazing time. I went last year and had a blast. It was the longest mtb ride I had ever done at that point. This year I have already done several comparable rides, including the Berryman out and back, which is 1,000 feet more climbing and all singletrack, whereas this ride has about 20 miles of fire road. I hope to do much better this year. either way it is going to be a good time outdoors, which if you are still reading this, is where you need to be so get the fuck outdoors!!!!!