Sunday, February 15, 2009
Huffing F*ING SH*T Batman
I never thought I would ever see the day when my friends would group up against me in order for me to breath the waste that destroys life and the business of TCman (If have never heard the story of minister getting blamed for a forty foot creeper then I pitty you) But lets face it I was gifted with an Iron stomach that has allowed me to see Hoffmeyers face when i ate a roach for $5. And made $10 eating flies at starbucks. However, human waste is another issue altogether. As the price rises so do the stipulations. Truth be told I am no closer to huffing the poo gas then i was the day the idea was first brought to me by one of Energor's prophets. The question is how high is everyone willing to stack the pot.
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you just blew my fucking mind.
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www.jenkem.com - believe it or not, it is a tech company from indo-china!
Another great title by Robort, although once again, I am left confused by mixed emotions and a fair amount of grammatical errors. We will delve deeper into Robort's title later, first I would like to thank the poor bastard for working so I could attend Coach Ryback's death by hills ride, which was amazing. Painful, but amazing. If you don't believe me, stroll on over to the TEAM SEAGAL website and look for yourself.
ReplyDeleteAs you can see from Robort's title for this series of posts, he is notorious for doing gross things for money. I was there the day that Mason Storm paid him to eat said cockroach. I am constantly amazed at stories of Robort eating flies, eating grime out of the sink at Starbucks, eating worms. He is like a small scale Ozzy Osbourne or something. Robort will do all these things for what amounts to pocket change in our current economy, yet you offer the man $200 to do jenkem and he refuses. It doesn't make any sense. Allow me to clarify a couple of things for first time visitors to my website. First off, you have to know what jenkem is. Basically you poop and pee in a container that you can put a balloon over the top of when you're done. Once the balloon is securely fastened to the top, you place the container out in a sunny place and let it ferment. When the balloon is nice and full, you carefully pull it off of the container and huff the gases that have accumulated inside. This is supposed to result in waves of euphoria and times past. We have started a fund to pay Robort to do jenkem so we can find out if it really works or not. Allow me to clarify again that he doesn't not have to consume the actual waste. He just has to take one or two breathes that taste ever so slightly worse than the air at TC Man. $200 seems like a pretty large sum for such a small task. Furthermore, this will be in the name of science, and everyone knows you can do whatever you want to in the name of science. Just look at Dolly the cloned sheep, or Michael Jackson. All I can say is that Robort would be wise not to pass this up.
As for me, I am off work and it is Chubb monday. Since the trails are still muddy today's ride will be on the road. The rule is that if we don't go to Chubb we have to do at least 40 miles on the road. I wonder how many people who went on the Death by Hills ride will be doing another 40 or 50 today. I know this much, we are going somewhere flat today.