Clothes teh Poles

Yesterday at 4:15pm I got on the road bike and embarked on a nice little lollie (you wish matt). So whoever was the closest to February 16th wins the all of the money that I am sure was bet on how long I would complain about not riding and finally man up.

It seriously hurt. 23miles at just over a 14mph pace through some of the jefferson county hills. It was no 93mile death march on the major summits of west county but it damn near killed me. It was more like a French asualt during WW2, I just couldn't raise the white flag fast enough. However, inspired by the XTRDr I am planning a smalled flatter ride from school today. Be prepared to whitness a Robortion this season it will be brutal.

Huffing F*ING SH*T Batman

I never thought I would ever see the day when my friends would group up against me in order for me to breath the waste that destroys life and the business of TCman (If have never heard the story of minister getting blamed for a forty foot creeper then I pitty you) But lets face it I was gifted with an Iron stomach that has allowed me to see Hoffmeyers face when i ate a roach for $5. And made $10 eating flies at starbucks. However, human waste is another issue altogether. As the price rises so do the stipulations. Truth be told I am no closer to huffing the poo gas then i was the day the idea was first brought to me by one of Energor's prophets. The question is how high is everyone willing to stack the pot.

the parasite

well i kind of figured that all the poop talk in my comments had killed my blog (I am well aware the real reason was my lack of riding and my overwhelming stock pile of excuses for not wanting to ride.) However, Doctor never gave up and has shocked my blog back to life with a jenkem fueled defibrilater. Now all i have to do is get the bike back between my legs and figure out how to climb hillz again. Speeking of riding the paperwork for the Big Unit will faxed out before the end of the week just waiting on some funds to be freed up. On that note I will have to pass on the $50 in excange for huffing jenkem for 2 main reasons. First: I would hate to be test positive (after winging say winghaven) for doping and secondly I now have a girlfriend (proving that I AM NOT GHEY) and she said no (she is part german but has become to americanized). So yeah I out~

pre-pare yourself

I have been trying to get myself back into the mindset of working out. I still haven't been on a bike in a few months that will change and change in a Big way. I am challenging myself in a new way for 2009. Hopefully it will get my ready for domination in 2010!

the new post

So here it is; the truth. I have been sitting around doing nothing since Arkansas. That was mid november. I went to the gym twice and have run once. I am burned the F' out! School killed me and coming after a season of broken parts bike parts and last place finishes I turned to the refuge of inactivity and my old friend sweet chocolate. So this is the update. hope you all enjoyed it. Now its time for taxes and filing for student loans. Cheers to a shinny new 2009 that dangles over our heads like a giant razor blade.